Every
time I go to Santa Cruz to meet my son, Paul, I stop
off at the Petroglyphs
place and make a piece of tasteful pottery because
he tells me he's going to meet me at 5PM and
he never shows up till 6 or 7:30PM.
The last time, I finished making another pig
just as Paul called. No he wasn't hungry (Darn. Should have eaten
something.), but he wondered, "Do you want to go
to the beach?"
Okay, if we go to the beach, it's usually has enough
sand for a footprint, lots
of rocks and big waves. You either have to be
a squirrel or a surfer to enjoy it.
Me being a big fat mom does not equal enjoyment,
except...
I love my son. I worship him. He's handsome; he's
bright; he loves me. These are all appealing traits.
So of course, I want to sit on a cold rock and wave
my arms as he goes out into the waves in his wetsuit
and glides over foam looking way cool. No, I
don't tell him they all look alike from the shore.
One time I brought my camera and took pictures of
a completely different surfer who I thought was
Paul.
When he saw them, he just kept saying, "This isn't
me," and acting annoyed.
Can I help it if everyone looks the same in a black
wet suit a mile away or even 30 feet because I'm
nearly blonde? Uh, Blind?
Well, this time, as I handed my Large pink and purple spotted pig
to the girl behind the counter (Oooh, another
Christmas present for your sister?) Paul said,
"Let's go to Natural Bridges."
"Natural Bridges? Can you surf there?"
"Nah, I'm going down on my bike for exercise. You
can body surf with me. It'll be fun."
"okay." I said meekly as I wondered did the suit
I brought with me actually fit? Wasn't it too cold? Wasn't I too
old for this?
My suit fid dit. I didn't have to tut off my coe.
So we went.
Paul hit 40 mph on his bike down
the hills from his house. I got out
of the car and we walked, yes I walked, and it
was a long walk, to the surf.
Paul dove in right away. He looked like he was having so much fun,
I thought what the hell and I jumped in.
It was cold for a minute.
Then Paul splashed me from head to toe, and I was forced to go under
and get warmer.
It felt delicious. I had forgotten how the ocean can hug you and
make you feel warm and wonderful.
A big wave came and I..I..
I
Leapt into the air and Caught it!
It propelled me forward and my arms shot out in front
of it about 2 or 3 feet at least.
The water shhhed by my ears. I was
gliding through the wave suspended about 4 feet
above the sands. It was incredible! What a rush!
It took about 50 seconds and made me feel hungry for more.
I looked over at Paul and laughed and took another wave.
It was fantastic! I was gliding in the water with a tremendous force
behind me that lifted me up and shoved me forward. It was like flying.
I landed on the sand, jumped up and Paul was right next to me.
"Paul, this is Great. Do you know how long it's been since I've
been to the beach? Months. Maybe years! This feels wonderful!"
We both saw another wave. I lunged for it and...
Didn't see the second wave behind it. Paul did. He dove through it
and let it roll over him.
I did not. I caught it.
The second wave hit me in the back of the neck, which made me think...
This is dangerous.
My son participates in a dangerous sport.
That wave could have easily snapped my neck in two, if I hadn't turned
when I did. It continued to point out my frailty by shoving my face
into the sand with the force of 17 nasty athletic
twenty- year-olds all reaching for the milk at once. Me being "the
milk."
I was hurt. My face was pressed into the sand hard.
I got up slowly and another wave knocked me down.
I stood up again and my wonderful strong athletic
son said, "Ma? Your nose is bleedin'. Ma?"
He grabbed me just as another wave came and hit the two of us. I
nearly blacked out. I was glad when he held me up.
"Oh, I feel old," I said.
"Hell, Ma, you're almost fifty. You are old." Paul said.
And I proved once again that I was a good mom, I did not go buy a
gun and shoot him.
I did think about it.
Of course, I could not have lifted a weapon because the shove into
the sand had dislocated my shoulder. I could tell right away when
I screamed as Paul grabbed my hand.
He said, "Hang on here," and popped it back in place, which
made it hurt... less.
I
had a lump the size of a bowling ball on my forehead
and a matching one on top of my head. My face
was actually bleeding. I had cuts all over and we couldn't
stop the flow,
until we reached the bandaids at Paul's
place.
We did have a fun evening dispite the oceans
angry bite. She's mad at me for neglecting her I guess. Kind of
like a mare that likes you. They always bite you on the
ankle or something.
When Glenn saw me he said "If anyone asks
to just say, It's for a movie."
We live in Hollywierd. It's a believable response.
"Yeah, I'm in a pilot; it's tragic."
I have been walking around with a terrific
pain in my shoulder and a scabby face,
coughing up sand for weeks. It's been great at the
grocery store. I look like a battered
wife. Everyone let's me go first and
gives me sympathetic looks. It's slacked off since I've
healed up.
I'm just about to go back to the visit my son. If he asks
me to go surfing...I think I'll tell him to build me a steel
plated suit with a hood that deflects ocean bites
and negative comments about my age, as well.
Nah, I'll just go in. The Ocean can't still be mad at me.
Besides, her bite completely cleared my sinuses!
I've been sand blasted!
That's the lastest from LaLa land.
Where the dogs are smart
The parents are weird
And the children are all too athletic for their own
good.
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